Life is boring enough as it is. Cheer yourself up!
Get the stuff you never knew you wanted. Or the random gift no one ever asked for.
That's random. Yes! And sometimes even rude. Yes yes!
"Let us not take ourselves too seriously. None of us has a monopoly on wisdom."
"Uhu." ... (farts) ... (sighs) ... "I need a drink."
You better don't say anything if you can't be nice. We heard through the grapevine that some people said this webshop is 'different', others couldn't find the right words.
We're still working on an expressive performance GIF about ourselves. As usual, our idea has already been done before. Despite that, you little know it alls can read more about us over here. Bye now!