cheer up!

 Life is boring enough as it is. Cheer yourself up!

Get the stuff you never knew you wanted. Or the random gift no one ever asked for.

That's random. Yes! And sometimes even rude. Yes yes!


What to expect?



what people say

in general

Queen Elizabeth II

"Let us not take ourselves too seriously. None of us has a monopoly on wisdom."

the dude

the dude saying: 'yeah well, that's just, like, your opinion, man'.

grandpa

"Uhu." ... (farts) ... (sighs) ... "I need a drink."

honey boo boo

Honey Boo Boo saying:' Birthin' babies are disgusting'.

about us

grapevine

You better don't say anything if you can't be nice. We heard through the grapevine that some people said this webshop is 'different', others couldn't find the right words.

expressive shit

We're still working on an expressive performance GIF about ourselves. As usual, our idea has already been done before. Despite that, you little know it alls can read more about us over here. Bye now!

seventies dude slapping his but with a tambourine


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