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If you really must know, we're located in the Netherlands. Yes, we love cheese and we suck at mens football nowadays. But that really doesn't say anything about our country. Except for the cheese. And the weed. Those are just fucking great. 


We all have our philosophical questions and lack of answers. Try to use your brain, fire those neurons! Did that solve your problems? Perhaps the thought of a flying unicorn helps?

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Don't cry! Of course you can try send an e-mail (in Dutch or English) to Or use the contact form below. Don't forget to smile before you start to type.


If you're lucky, you'll might even receive an answer. Disclaimer: we can't predict the destribution of karma points. 


We can be like random friends. Although the friendship will be unbalanced: we won't go to your birthday party, but we love you back when you respond on Instagram. Just like BFF's! 

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This is for nerds only. Zoom in and enjoy the boring stuff! Remember that this is a secret address that you shouldn't tell anyone about or visit. Latitude:52.1538176 Longitude: 4.4789565. And this is our magic CoC nr:: 59774878 Booooring!







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