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Microwave. Alpaca. Rainbow. Door handle.
Random words. Random products.
And a reminder to y'all: we only send orders at Friday. Find out more.
Every once in a while, we all feel like shit. Not shitty enough for therapy, just regular shit. For those awkward moments, we found the solution: soaps which harmonize body & mood. For realz!
Having a hipster lifestyle is hard during these days. Heck, any lifestyle is changed thanks to Corona. We all haven't bought any new ugly tourist magnets or put 2020 wedding & festival pictures on the fridge. And with the little amount of parties on the schedule, we are afraid the fridge decorations will stay te same coming months. Let's change that: decorate your house with Instax pictures from an upcoming artist!
Social interactions can be a nightmare for some of us: the horror of getting out of a comfy house and making small talk to strangers. You don't have to over-think to buy this buttons and wear them on all of you jackets: you know this is perfect for all the hermits!
Forget about all the cheerful Christmas songs because it's actually the most stressful time of the year! But no worries: Random/Rude comes to the rescue! Christmas Survival Kit! We made a special box full of solutions for common Christmas problems:
We could sell NFT's from our artwork or just arrange the contract via Blockchain. Or we'll make it easy and practical for you: click on the button I want this and magic will
There is enough fish in the sea. And you can be lucky to catch this pretty one! This fish is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). Go get it!
Or the 'group of fish': 4 printed layers (4 fish in the image), size: 32,5cm x 50cm. Get your fishing rod: because there's only 1 print available!
Plastic bags are old fashioned. You can buy a supermarket tote bag. But if you prefer being more distinguished, this tote bag is just for you!
This is the solution for all the people who make new years resolutions and won't stick to them anyway! This is how it works:
Computer-suggested passwords suck: specials signs and numbers make it harder for computers to remember but even harder for the human brain. And who has the time to create an awesome password that will make you smile? We do!
It will contain:
We will send your password via snail mail after you've ordered, keep an eye on your door mat!
It's so old fashioned to give money or a card in a plain envelope. But sometimes you can't think of anything better. And that's ok. Easy fix: put your boring gift in these envelopes to make Karen (or whoever) feel more special!
There is enough fish in the sea. But there are not so many of these swimming around anymore. This print is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). Go catch it!
Sometimes you don't want to give a fuck. And sometimes you do. Great reminder for yourself, awesome present for your family-in-law.
Some people like surprises, others don't. These handmade bracelets are for both kind of people. For the people who like surprises: the color of the bracelet is a surprise. For the people who don't like surprises: you order a bracelet and receive a bracelet in one of the colors you see in the picture.
There is enough fish in the sea. This print is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). This fish is happy because no fish were harmed during the printing process!
There are already so many recycled products and saved vegetables. So we couldn't resist 'saving' some cork from it's trashy future. Will you give these cork coasters a second life by placing your glasses at them? The coasters are superrr excited to start a new life!
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