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 Microwave. Alpaca. Rainbow. Door handle. 
Random words. Random products. 
And a reminder to y'all: we only send orders at Friday. Find out more.


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SOAPS

Every once in a while, we all feel like shit. Not shitty enough for therapy,  just regular shit. For those awkward moments, we found the solution: soaps which harmonize body & mood. For realz! 



Random Instax

Having a hipster lifestyle is hard during these days. Heck, any lifestyle is changed thanks to Corona. We all haven't bought any new ugly tourist magnets or put 2020 wedding & festival pictures on the fridge. And with the little amount of parties on the schedule, we are afraid the fridge decorations will stay te same coming months. Let's change that: decorate your house with Instax pictures from an upcoming artist!

  • unique Instax picture
  • size: excl. white border 4,6 x 6,2 cm / incl. white border: 5,4 x 8,5 cm
  • note: the photo is an example of an unique picture you could receive
Random Instax Photo

€ 4,90

  • 0,01 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Introvert Buttons

Social interactions can be a nightmare for some of us: the horror of getting out of a comfy house and making small talk to strangers. You don't have to over-think to buy this buttons and wear them on all of you jackets: you know this is perfect for all the hermits! 

  • set of 4 buttons
  • size: 3,5 cm
  • note: the ruler is only a 'serving suggestion' 
Buttons

€ 8,50

  • 0,01 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Christmas Survival Kit

Forget about all the cheerful Christmas songs because it's actually the most stressful time of the year! But no worries: Random/Rude comes to the rescue! Christmas Survival Kit! We made a special box full of solutions for common Christmas problems: 

  • family drama
  • bad atmosphere
  • over eating 
  • and more! 
Christmas Survival Kit

€ 21,50

  • 0,33 kg
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Textile thingy

We could sell NFT's from our artwork or just arrange the contract via Blockchain. Or we'll make it easy and practical for you: click on the button I want this and magic will happen! 

  • handmade textile art
  • doesn't mean anything (better known as: abstract) 
  • size: 12cm 
  • one of a kind! 
textile art

€ 25,00

  • 0,03 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

silk screen - big fish

There is enough fish in the sea. And you can be lucky to catch this pretty one! This fish is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). Go get it! 

  • original handmade silk screen print
  • 3 printed layers (1 fish in the image) 
  • size: 32,5cm x 50cm
  • limited edition: 3 prints total 
  • note: colors may vary from the picture, every print is slightly different & unique! 

 

Or the 'group of fish': 4 printed layers (4 fish in the image), size: 32,5cm x 50cm. Get your fishing rod: because there's only 1 print available!

silk screen big fish

€ 49,90

  • 0,02 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Hand-silk-screened tote bags

Plastic bags are old fashioned. You can buy a supermarket tote bag. But if you prefer being more distinguished, this tote bag is just for you!

  • Hand silk screened leaves on 1 side of the bag
  • 100% cotton bag
  • Size bag: 31 x 36 cm
  • Ink color: bordeaux red 
  • Limited edition! 
tote bag
€ 14,95

€ 12,50

  • 0,2 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Guilty free New-Years-resolution-Gym-pass

This is the solution for all the people who make new years resolutions and won't stick to them anyway! This is how it works:

  • Get 1 year membership / €39,99 monthly 
  • Feel lucky: get 2 months for free! / Save €79,98
  • OMG: no joining fee! / Save €39,99
  • Receive an amazing fake membership card 
  • Feel relieved about not ever going to an actual gym, not even for the first two months!
  • Still feel good about your resolutions and pay for 10 months membership or...
  • Only pay for the actual amount of times that you would have gone to the gym!
gym pass

€ 9,95

  • 0,1 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday


Password idea

Computer-suggested passwords suck: specials signs and numbers make it harder for computers to remember but even harder for the human brain. And who has the time to create an awesome password that will make you smile? We do!

It will  contain: 

  • it contains max. 27 characters (incl. 1 capital, 1 $-sign and 1 number and min. 8 letters)
  • min. two words that are easy to remember (with average IQ)

We will send your password via snail mail after you've ordered, keep an eye on your door mat! 

password

€ 7,50

  • 0,01 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday


Gift envelopes

It's so old fashioned to give money or a card in a plain envelope. But sometimes you can't think of anything better. And that's ok. Easy fix: put your boring gift in these envelopes to make Karen (or whoever) feel more special!

  • set of 5 handmade envelopes
  • suitable for A6-cards (or a lot of money)
  • 5 different papers (your envelopes may differ from the photo's)
  • limited edition
envelopes

€ 4,90

  • 0,03 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

silk screen - yellow fish

There is enough fish in the sea. But there are not so many of these swimming around anymore.  This print is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). Go catch it!

  • original handmade silk screen print
  • 3 printed layers
  • size: 32,5cm x 50cm
  • limited edition: 4 prints total
  • note: colors may vary from the picture, every print is slightly different & unique! 
silk screen fish group

€ 47,90

  • 0,02 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

middle finger

Sometimes you don't want to give a fuck. And sometimes you do. Great reminder for yourself, awesome present for your family-in-law.

  • handmade clay hanger
  • color: grey with tiny glitters (extra festive!)
  • size: ±6,5 cm 
  • including small hook to mount it
silk screen happy fish

€ 4,95

  • 0,02 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

Random Bracelet

Some people like surprises, others don't. These handmade bracelets are for both kind of people. For the people who like surprises: the color of the bracelet is a surprise. For the people who don't like surprises: you order a bracelet and receive a bracelet in one of the colors you see in the picture.

  • random color 
  • size: average wrist
  • every bracelet is unique
random bracelet

€ 7,50

  • 0,01 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

silk screen - happy fish

There is enough fish in the sea. This print is totally silk screened by hand (so no machines were used in the process). This fish is happy because no fish were harmed during the printing process! 

  • original handmade silk screen print
  • 1 printed layer
  • size: A3
  • limited edition
  • note: colors may vary from the picture, every print is slightly different & unique! 
silk screen happy fish

€ 24,90

  • 0,02 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

coasters

There are already so many recycled products and saved vegetables. So we couldn't resist 'saving' some cork from it's trashy future. Will you give these cork coasters a second life by placing your glasses at them? The coasters are superrr excited to start a new life!

  • set of 4 cork coasters
  • handprinted with white ink
  • size: 10x10cm
  • limited edition!
coasters

€ 7,90

  • 0,02 kg
  • Available
  • Will be shipped every Friday

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